If you haven’t already heard the astounding news………….Brooklyn Halloween has struck a major deal with monster everywhere to hold the Ultra Big Monster Tag Team Mash Up here on Halloween! That’s right! This is for all the marbles. Whoever wins the match is crowned world champion, no….. scratch that. Champion of the galaxy.
The Ultra Big Tag Team Mash Up is a three round, knock down, drag out, tag team extravaganza that WILL be thrilling, and WILL feature the best of the best. The champions earn the honor to wear the coveted Championship Belt.
One note……images of the contestants will be suppressed until the match itself for security reasons. We hope you understand.
NOW……………….The second member of TEAM SLAUGHTER
He is a primordial MONSTER that has lain dormant beneath a volcano since the great Mesozoic Age of Giant Lizards… until he was rudely re-awakened by the atomic bomb testing of the Cold War. He has lived among us surviving off the flesh of humankind especially children,..living in secret… waiting patiently for his return to his rightful place on top of the food chain, once the human race has long exterminated itself. He’s powerful, merciless, and incredibly STUPID!
He is GIGASNATCH!
Ok, so Team Slaughter probably doesn’t have more than a teaspoon full of brains between them, but you want tough? Gigasnatch sticks his head into volcanoes and even the lava backs away from him!
Why does something like Gigasnatch even exist? Good question……..our answer would be because the world needs a monster they love to hate. A monster that (when put inside a wrestling ring) will show the world what tough really means.
A monster that is SO stupid he………………er forget that last part.
Tomorrow is the day! And tomorrow we meet the referee for this high caliber , championship event!
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