April Fool’s? How about real werewolf found to have lived in Brooklyn 150 years ago? Or even better…..Dodgers coming back to Brooklyn?
Gag after gag today, but what many people DON’T know is that today is also One Foot In The Grave Day! No symbolism, no rituals, just dig a grave and put one foot in. Of course be careful not to accidentally fall in because once you do you end up with both feet, legs, torso arms and your head in the grave! Normally that wouldn’t mean anything, but today (and today only) you wind up trapped in that grave.
The only way to get out is to have one who cares about you fire a silver bullet into a crucifix that has been made from ancient Egyptian gold…then blessed by the legendary Rabbi that gave birth to the Golem of Prague. Once you are free, you must then make the trip once a year to a well known scientist in Germany who will place you in his life giving machinery (powered by lightning of course) to prolong your life for yet another year.
On second thought……I don’t think I like One Foot In The Grave day.